You Can Have a Dog When I'm Dead: Essays on Life at an Angle by Paul Benedetti

By Paul Benedetti

Hamilton Spectator columnist Paul Benedetti’s essays paint a perfectly humorous portrait of family members existence today.

Paul Benedetti has a great activity, a superb relatives, and winning neighbours — yet that doesn’t cease him from utilizing all of it as grist for a sequence of humorous, actual, and touching essays a few global he can’t relatively navigate.

Benedetti misses his son, who's traveling in Europe, misplaces his groceries, and forgets to select up his daughter in class. He endures a colonoscopy and vainly makes an attempt to reduce his physique Mass Index — all with combined effects. He loves his long-suffering spouse, concerns approximately his getting older mom and dad and his 3 childrens, who appear to spend loads of time struggling with on-line trolls, having crushes on vampires, and littering their rooms with adequate junk to begin a landfill.

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